see the chastity belt is the perfect anti-gift for zevran bc not only does it prevent him from having sex but he also can never escape by himself because he cant fuckin pick locks

tagged: +dragon age 
dragon age 2 Deleted Scene
hawke: Fenris check it out im gonna do a sick backflip
fenris: hawke ur still recovering from ur fight with the arishok u really shouldnt be doing sick backflips
hawke: shut the Fuck up*does a sick backflip* *hits head on floor* get anders
tagged: +ICONIC 
bioware: no healing spells
fandom: get anders




look……this sfm is done we can watch it in its full glory

shit demo we cant take you anywhere

I think it’s time for this to start making the rounds again.

tagged: +GOD  +tf2 

idg da2 like

what did the arishok do wrong

i;m so dumb
im really nervous for when ssb comes out because im going to be so excited im going to embarrass myself in the store


Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

tagged: +real 

saw a lil kid in town today wearing a 2012 germeny nt jersey
u go lil kid

I swear to god, ‘Turn Down for What’ has killed someone. I’ve been at parties that are chill, maybe even winding down, and that song comes on and people take five shots in a row and start throwing chairs in the air.
The dark side of Lil Jon. (via mightequinn) ←

oh god im

i dont know what im going to do in da:i without healing

like am i going to have to use a SWORD am i going to actually have to FIGHT ENEMIES with ATTACKS


this is not my area